COLUMBO VILLAINS

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The complete list of Columbo Villains


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Columbo Villains - Dr. Ray Fleming

Like an accident, maybe?
Columbo Villains - Leslie Williams

I don't think I want any more
Columbo Villains - Ken Franklin

Whoever thought the idiot would write it down?
Columbo Villains - Carl Brimmer

You should have taken that job
Columbo Villains - Major General Martin Hollister

I assume ballistics has checked out the gun?
Columbo Villains - Dale Kingston

He touched them, you touched them!
Columbo Villains - Beth Chadwick

Peter is mistaken
Columbo Villains - Roger Stanford

We have got to get rid of that box! Give me that box!
Columbo Villains - Elliot Markham

[Columbo] Carnegie Hall and Nashville, they don't mix
[Markham] No..no they don’t
Columbo Villains - Alex Benedict

Goodbye Genius
Columbo Villains - Jarvis Goodland

But why should I have to?
Columbo Villains - Paul Hanlon

What kinda sound?
Columbo Villains - Nicholas Frame and Lillian Stanhope

Tomorrow....and tomorrow!
Columbo Villains - Nora Chandler

I'll get my coat and we'll go
Columbo Villains - Dr. Barry Mayfield

I'm sure you'll find others to harass
Columbo Villains - Emmett Clayton

Well, turn the damned thing off!
Columbo Villains - Dexter and Norman Paris

[Norman] What's done is done, it's obvious. I'm just sorry you had to be here.
[Dexter] Shut up!"
Columbo Villains - Viveca Scott

Give your brother in law a message for me, something appropriate
Columbo Villains - Adrian Carsini

You've learned very well Lieutenant
Columbo Villains - Nelson Hayward

...all that remains for you is to dig the bullet out of the wall and take it to ballistics for a comparison
Columbo Villains - Dr. Bart Keppel

You never would have solved it without using my technique
Columbo Villains - Riley Greenleaf

And even if I knew the ending it still doesn't mean that I was the one who murdered the man
Columbo Villains - Dr. Marshall Cahill

Alright Lieutenant, you win, I did it
Columbo Villains - Tommy Brown

'Cause it was getting to me and I'm glad it's over
Columbo Villains - Commissioner Mark Halperin, Hugh Caldwell

The file folder...the report on the desk
Columbo Villains - Milo Janus

It could have been anybody
Columbo Villains - Paul Galesko

You didn't accidentally reverse that film, you did it deliberately.
Columbo Villains - Colonel Lyle C. Rumford

Give me a moment
Columbo Villains - Hayden Danzinger

That could have come from any pillow in a hospital room
Columbo Villains - Harold Van Wick

This is insanse, absolutely insane.
Columbo Villains - Dr. Mark Collier

He's blind...he's blind
Columbo Villains - Grace Wheeler

He took his own life!

 

Columbo Villains - Hassan Sallah

I am your prisoner
Columbo Villains - Nelson Brenner

In the games...Mah Jong
Columbo Villains - Luis Montoya

First I will attend to this young fool and then I will talk to my lawyer in regard to the two of you
Columbo Villains - The Great Santini

And I thought I'd performed the perfect murder
Columbo Villains - Swanny Swanson

That's it! It had to be you Joanna!
Columbo Villains - Ward Fowler

Lieutenant, you would do me an enormous favour if you stopped calling me sir
Columbo Villains - Ruth Lytton

Lieutenant, may I take your arm?
Columbo Villains - Oliver Brandt

Lieutenant, have you ever considered another line of work?
Columbo Villains - Abigail Mitchell

Just think Lieutenant, if you had investigated my niece's death, all this need never have happened
Columbo Villains - Paul Gerard

Lieutenant, I wish you had been a chef
Columbo Villains - Kay Freestone

Doesn't matter
Columbo Villains - Dr. Eric Mason

I'd swear you'd taken my course
Columbo Villains - Joe Devlin

Are you sure you won't join me Lieutenant?
Columbo Villains - Elliott Blake

Oh, there is no time Lieutenant…time is just a magic trick
Columbo Villains - Alex Brady

In the end it’ll be her word against mine
Columbo Villains - Dr. Joan Allenby

Do you think less of me?
Columbo Villains - Colonel Frank Brailie

It hardly makes any difference to the battle Lieutenant, it already seems to be lost
Columbo Villains - Max Barsini

In the end, the hand paints what the eye sees. Do you think I could show that to Mrs Columbo?

Columbo Villains - Sean Brantley

[Columbo] Before I go sir, do you mind if I use your phone?
[Brantley] Go ahead…
Columbo Villains - Oscar Finch

One bite of cheese…
Columbo Villains - Vivian Dimitri

You bastard!
Columbo Villains - Dr. Wesley Corman

There’s no need, just let it be
Columbo Villains - Wayne Jennings

A label? How ridiculous can you get?
Columbo Villains - Justin Rowe and Cooper Redman

My father doesn’t like to see me fail
Columbo Villains - Wade Anders

Well, at least you got a good story for a show
Columbo Villains - Hugh Creighton

[Columbo] Is this miss Fairbank’s car?
[Creighton] Yeah…
Columbo Villains - Leon Lamarr

…I am surprised you’d try to use that print to place me there at the night of his death
Columbo Villains - Rudy Strassa

[NEVER SPEAKS TO COLUMBO]
Columbo Villains - Harold McCain, Dolores McCain

I told him not to try anything desperate…meddlesome little son of a bitch
Columbo Villains - Lauren Staton and Lisa Martin

She’ll be alright
Columbo Villains - Fielding Chase

You know Columbo, I think, possibly, I may have misread you.

Columbo Villains - Irving Krutch

I came this close
Columbo Villains - Graham McVeigh

Will that do it for you?!
Columbo Villains - Cathleen Calvert and Patrick Kingsley

That son of a bitch!
Columbo Villains - Eric Prince

I’m wondering if we should travel separately or…eh.. if you’d care to join me?
Columbo Villains - Findlay Crawford

Mr Columbo, you seem to be a fund of information, would you know of a penitentiary with a decent music program? …

Columbo Villains - Justin Price and Vanessa Farrow

This is ridiculous Columbo, even for you